Chapter Six: A Declaration of Non-independence

I walk along with Von Gash for a while as he explains the beautiful scenery of his underground kingdom. The architecture inside the Von Gash estate is akin to that of ancient greco styles. Archways swing way overhead and meet the red carpeted floor. Swig, swagitty, swuggin’ if I do say so myself.  We walk for a couple of minutes on velvet rugs as the scenery changes to a short little hallway with pictures of other residents. Velvet never felt so fine. The world really opens up when you got a job. I moesy for a little bit more when we finally make it to an ornate wooden door at the end of the dark hallway.